fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

(Source: fluffypaws, via forever-and-alwayss)

wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

(via icamewithflowers)

irishthings:

Ah look a nice day I think I’ll let in some fresh air
*opens window*
“YER DA’S A WANKER AND I RODE YER SISTER”
*closes window*
Okay maybe not

(via ahlakes)

eleanorjanestyle:

localnativity:

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool

nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post

(via ducktatorship)