- Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
- Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
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And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
Fave post.
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saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
(Source: sexualfavours, via inside-dumbledores-beard)
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(Source: passionnanteee, via inside-dumbledores-beard)
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how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
(via llama-penis)
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i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
(via all-the-bacon)
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I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
(Source: rgfk, via fully---torqued)
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
(via fully---torqued)
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how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
(via provingyouwrong)
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